Wedding and Marriage Quotes
A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. - Jean Kerr
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli
Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it. - Helen Rowland
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy - If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher - Socrates
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximim of temptation with the maximum of opportunity - George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery - George Nathan
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart - Ogden Nash
Nothing makes a good wife like a good husband
No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out - Oscar Wilde
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake
Woman like silent men, they think they are listening - Marcel Achard
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